I took the idea from a Star Trek poster that I have called "All I Need To Know In Life I Learned From Watching Star Trek." I then adapted that Idea to one us Gadgephiles should enjoy.

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Improbable...

Remember. Nothing's impossible, it's only improbable.

How to dress...

It's always okay to dress casually.

Cosmetics...

Never wear makeup. It only hides who you are.

It Should...

These two words, coupled together, can be a dangerous combination. Especially if you are a Rescue Ranger on one of Gadget's latest inventions.

Salesmen...

Salesmen try to sell you stuff that doesn't work. I don't like salesmen. Salesmen are bad.

Explaining Things...

Never try to explain something if you think the person on the receiving end can't understand it. I mean, receiving in meaning, the person who you are talking to. Or it could be a group of people, but that could also be shortened down to persons on the receiving end. I mean, ohno...

Propulsion...

Baking soda, popsickle sticks, and the occasional rubber band, are excellent sources of propulsion.

Soda Showers...

Soda showers can stain your clothes. Remember to wear something you aren't meaning to wear later.

Gadget's Go Coaster...

When you are on the Go Coaster, remember to scream. That tells other people that you are a diehard Gadgephile that stands a 99.999999% chance of riding this ride again.

Lock Picking...

If you are faced with a door that won't budge because it is locked. Just use your tail.

Wearing A Dress...

If you are a Rescue Ranger, never wear a dress. Chances are, something bad will happen.

Outbursts...

For the sanity of Gadgephiles everywhere. Never, ever, resort to shrewd emotional outbursts.

The Opposite Sex...

The opposite sex will constantly try to get you to notice them. This interferes with work. It is best to ignore them.

Blueprints...

Blueprints are always best for writing down ideas. Aside from a rodent sized clipboard and pencil.

Matters Of Life Or Death...

If you are about to be fed to a cheese cutter. Never trust Monterey Jack or another cheese crazed mouse for that matter, unless they are your only hope.

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