Okay, boys and girls.  Here's another Magic the Gathering mini-set.  This 

time, based on Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers.





Gadget - 2UU

Summon Rescue Ranger Legend  0/1



UU, T: You and target opponent each choose one artifact from any graveyard.

The artifact you choose comes into play on your side.  The artifact that

target opponent chooses is removed from the game.





Chip - 1G

Summon Rescue Ranger Legend  0/1



All your Rescue Ranger Legends gain Bands with other Rescue Ranger Legends.





Dale - G

Summon Rescue Ranger Legend  0/1





Monterey Jack - 1RR

Summon Rescue Ranger Legend  1/1





Zipper - 1U

Summon Rescue Ranger Legend  0/1



Flying





Fat Cat - BB

Summon Cat  1/2



All your Henchmen gain Bands with other Henchmen





Mole - 1B

Summon Henchman  1/1





Wart - 1B

Summon Henchman  1/1





Mepps - 1B

Summon Henchman  1/1





Snout - 1B

Summon Henchman  1/1





Norton Nimnul  1RR

Summon Mad Scientist  1/1



RR, T: Regenerate target Artifact Creature.  That Artifact Creature gets a 

-1/-1 counter.





Gigantico Ray Gun  4

Artifact



3, T: Target creature gets a -2/-2 counter.  Can only give one counter to any

one creature.

3, T: Target creature gets a +2/+2 counter.  Can only give one counter to any

one creature.





Metamorphosizer  5

Artifact



2, T: Choose two creatures.  Those two creatures exchange creature types.  For

example, if the two creatures are Summon Fairy and Summon Goblin, the Fairy

becomes a Goblin and the Goblin becomes a Fairy, both entitled to any bonuses

and/or restrictions typical to that creature type.  Cannot target Legends.





Cosmic Meteor  4



3, T: All damage dealt to target creature is reduced to 0 as long as Cosmic 

Meteor stays tapped.  You may choose not to untap Cosmic Meteor during your

untap phase.





Coo-Coo Cola  2



T: Sacrifice Coo-Coo Cola to change target creature to any one color.

"Come along.  You belong." -- Coo-Coo Cola jingle





Cheese Attack - XGG

Instant



All Monterey Jacks get +X/+0, Rampage: X divided by 3 (rounded down), and 

Trample until end of turn.  Place X Cheese counters on all Monterey Jacks.  

All Monterey Jacks do not untap as normal while any Cheese counters remain on 

them.  Remove one Cheese counter during the Monterey Jacks' controller's 

upkeep.







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