--------- Wrong ---------- (Never Can Say Goodbye) I know I said back then Never wanted to see you again But I was wrong Baby, I was wrong Nine times out of ten It seems to happen That I'm wrong Baby, I'm wrong Each day that passes I can't, although I try Each day, it hits me I can't live with goodbye I know I said back then... --------- Song To Mrs Gordon --------- (No Hope For Courtney) You're the butter on my biscuit The hair on my mole I was lost before I met you But Gordo, now I'm whole You're the tartare on my steak The ketchup on my eggs School just won't be the same Without that white hair and those spindly legs So take a tip from Foutley, Gordo Hear my plea And march that old butt Back to Lucky Elementary --------- Teen Seal Song --------- (Next Question) Take my flipper, let's swim away Toward a brand new dawning day To a place where you and I can live as teen seals Past the ice floes, and farther still Just beyond Old Smelt Fish Hill To the only place where you and I are free And if they only knew What a teen seal wants to do Every time the tide takes the seal girl out to sea Let that buoy show us the way To a harbor beyond today To the place where you and I can live as teen seals Past the ice floes, and farther still Just beyond Old Smelt Fish Hill To the place where you and I can live as teen seals --------- And She Was Gone (version 2) --------- (And She Was Gone) She chose to walk alone, though others wondered why Refused to look before her, eyes cast upwards towards the sky She didn't have companions; no need for earthly things She only wanted freedom from what she felt were puppet strings She longed to be a bird, that she might fly away She pitied every blade of grass, for planted they would stay She longed to be a flame that brightly danced alone Felt jealous of the steam that made the air its only home Some say she wished too hard; some say she wished too long But we awoke one autumn day to find that she had gone The trees, they say, stood witness; the sky refused to tell But someone who had seen it said the story played out well She spread her arms out wide, breathed in the break of dawn She just let go of all she held...and she was gone