--------- Hello Stranger --------- (Hello Stranger) Hello, stranger - you came just in time I look for your face in a crowd, or in line Hello, stranger - not a moment too soon See, that old picture's fading in the drawer of my room Now toys have gone lost, baby teeth have come loose There were accidents involving stitches, spilt juice Report cards were shown, and one time I got sick But it's nothing I couldn't catch you up on real quick Hello, stranger - I saved you a place And it hardly seems strange now that I've seen your face --------- The Little Seal Girl --------- (Come Back Little Seal Girl) Most folks think that I'm not real 'Cause I'm half girl and I'm half seal I'm a little seal girl livin' in the real world And it's so hard to get by 'Cause seals can't even cry But in this endless, boundless sea Is there no one who looks like me I know I must stay chipper; One day I'll find a friend to hold my flipper 'Cause I'm a little seal girl livin' in the real world And it's so hard to get by 'Cause seals can't even cry --------- Salem Barbecue --------- (I Spy A Witch) There's no way we'll ever believe you This girl's asleep, so tell us, what did you do? She's a witch, you can't deny So on the pyre ye shall fry At our good old-fashioned Salem barbecue! There's no way we'll ever believe you See the truth in all of her boo-hoo She's a witch - just watch her fly! Escape? Don't you even try! You're our guest at our Salem barbecue! There's no way we'll ever believe you There must be something more that I can do Prove to us you're not a witch Too late - I've already snitched I'll baste her at our Salem barbecue! --------- I Spy A Witch --------- (I Spy A Witch) In Salem town, there was a glitch When someone thought they saw a witch And rumor started to arrive But what was fact were all denied In Salem town I spy...a witch! A Witch! I spy...a wicked witch! I spy...a witch! --------- Jingle Bells (Carl's version) --------- (An Even Steven Holiday Special) Jingle Bells Higsby smells Dreidels made of clay Frosty the frigid snowman Went to his bar Mitzvah day - hey! --------- Camp Caprice Song --------- (Summer Of Camp Caprice) At Camp Caprice, price, price We don't say "mooses", we say "meece" And we feel proud, proud, proud So we sing our song aloud And every morning, morning, morning As a new day's dawning, dawning We are proud, proud, proud So we sing our song aloud We come in peace, peace, peace We're the girls of Camp Caprice And we are proud, proud, proud So we sing our song aloud --------- Copper Coloured Ponies --------- (Summer Of Camp Caprice) There were copper-colored ponies There was air that smelled like rain And the moon was out in daytime When I first learned your name And though the clouds a-quickly moved in Though the path looked overgrown The time that I spent talkin' to you Made me feel like I was home